“I don’t like this. It looks yucky.” “Mari. It’s lasagna. If food could copulate and make babies, lasagna would be the offspring of pizza and spaghetti. Those are…
1. Today is the day I begin my journey to getting fit again. 2. I have never been more motivated in my life. 3. Man, I need a shower.…
I don’t understand boobs.They start out innocently enough, with their perky, come-hither perch and slight, unobtrusive nipples (<<< Really? “nipples”? Could we have called them something slightly less…
Sometimes it seems like every time I go online I come across yet another article telling me a bunch of things I’m not supposed to say to my kids.…
Last weekend, when I was with my family at Disney World (we live nearby), the stroller’s “one-handed fold” mechanism (ONE-HANDED MY ASS) jammed as I was trying to…
Oprah used to say that your home should “rise up to greet you.” Isn’t that a nice sentiment? It does feel good to walk into (or stay at…