“I don’t like this. It looks yucky.” “Mari. It’s lasagna. If food could copulate and make babies, lasagna would be the offspring of pizza and spaghetti. Those are…
– By Megsanity, a shrink who actually knows stuff.Are your kids killing your sex life? Yes. But not for the reasons you think. When you take an infant…
1. Today is the day I begin my journey to getting fit again. 2. I have never been more motivated in my life. 3. Man, I need a shower.…
I can remember the exact moment I decided to become anorexic. Yes—it was a decision; there was no gradual, mindless descent into an uncharted abyss. I stood before…
Today I woke up at 10:00 a.m. (that’s really f*cking late). I feel guilty when I wake up so late because my husband gets up at 6:00 a.m. and…
*He’s brushing my hair* Mom, how did life begin?Wow, babe – that’s a really big question. What do you think?*thinks for a while* I’m not really sure… but…
Once, before we were married, my husband pulled an all-nighter driving from Cincinnati, Ohio to Orlando, Florida. That’s a 13-hour drive. I was thoroughly awed at the man’s…
I don’t understand boobs.They start out innocently enough, with their perky, come-hither perch and slight, unobtrusive nipples (<<< Really? “nipples”? Could we have called them something slightly less…