For the next few minutes, I am going to permit myself to be the kind of annoying, nit-picky person that I usually keep in cuffs in the most secret part of my mind. (Because I don’t want everyone to hate me.)

A few phrases that are splattered wantonly across the internets—Facebook, I’m looking at YOU—irritate the crap out of me. If only one person had typed any of these word combos, it might have come off as quirky and unique. But rampant overuse has bleached these expressions of any ironic appeal they may once have possessed.

In the interest of full disclosure (and because I don’t want to look like a hypocrite), I have to confess—oh my God this is so embarrassing—I have typed all of these phrases at least once. But, in my defense, as soon as I realized what a gross cliche I was being, I stopped. As should we all.


1) “That is all.” It is ironic, but not the good kind of ironic, to extend a thought or sentence by saying “that is all.” “That is all” implies brevity. When a person says “that is all,” his statement or whatever he said has just been elongated. I’m pretty sure every time a person types “that is all,” a literature professor dies.

Annoying example: “You are the greatest person who ever walked the face of the earth. That is all.”

Better: “You are the greatest person who ever walked the face of the earth.” <<< THIS IS ACTUALLY MORE IMPACTFUL. Because it actually is “all.” You didn’t have to explain that what you just said was “all.” It just is. Now shut up about it already.


2) “Just sayin’.” Most people who say “just sayin’” are not “just sayin’.” They have what they perceive to be a mountain of inarguable evidence as to the rightness of their convictions behind their concise and well-thought-out argument. Their truth is obvious and YOU ARE AN IDIOT FOR NOT “GETTING IT.”

Annoying example: “All these ‘what not to say’ articles are just click-bait that bloggers and media people use to drive more traffic to their sites. Just sayin’.”

Better: “I think all these ‘what not to say’ articles are just click-bait that bloggers and media people use to drive more traffic to their sites.” <<< See, you can still say what you think. But you have to say “I think” – because it’s your opinion. Remember? Like assholes? Everybody’s got one? Saying “just sayin’” does not negate everyone else’s opinion and suddenly make you right.

Just sayin’.

(Meheh, kidding.)


3) “No offense.” If you have to say “no offense,” then you are definitely about to say something offensive. And you’re an asshole. Offense intended.

Annoying example: “Your kid is annoying. No offense.”

Better: “….” (<<< in case you’re confused, watch Bambi and listen to what Thumper’s mom tells Thumper after he disses Bambi’s “I was literally JUST BORN, you asshole” baby fawn attempts at mobility.)


4) “Period.” This is even worse than “That is all.” Because this adorable little dot >>>  .  <<< is a period. You don’t actually have to write out the word “period.” *confused face*

Annoying example:Here Comes Honey Boo Boo is the greatest show on television. Period.”

Better:Here Comes Honey Boo Boo is the greatest show on television.” <<< You’re still wrong, but at least you didn’t make yourself look like an even bigger asshole by typing out the word “period” in addition to typing… an actual period.


5) “Just a thought.” Well obviously. Isn’t everything we say “just a thought?” Is there anything a person could ever say that wouldn’t be a thought?

Annoying example: “Hey husband, how about maybe doing what the GPS says instead of assuming that your brain is more powerful than all the Google satellites? Just a thought.

Better: Actually… never mind. The above example was perfectly reasonable in this instance. Everyone knows you should listen to the freakin’ GPS. But still, we ought to use “just a thought” as sparingly as possible, and only in instances where extreme sarcasm is unavoidable, as in above.

What do you think? Any redundant phrases you’d like to wipe off the internets?

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This piece originally ran on BLUNTmoms.


  1. I HATE….HATE the over usage of the word amazing. For example, “That dress is amazing. I have to buy it.” Or any other clothing item, dessert, hair style, front door color, wreath…you get the idea. Period. Just sayin’, no offense.

  2. The one that is currently driving me crazy is “Taking it to the next level” Good God! Please stop with it…

  3. georgine

    Whilst. I have never heard this word used before blogs became a “thing”. And since I am complaining, any word like bestie, prezzie, brekie, adorbs etc.

    Thanks for listening, no offense, just sayin’

  4. Big hair don’t care. Crazy hair don’t care, etc. Drives me crazy.

    Why do people want to act 12 behind social media??

  5. I hate the overuse of the word “awesome.” The problem is that I can’t stop using it. I just used it today on Facebook, and to distract readers from my blandness, followed it up with “That is all.”

    I hate myself.

  6. ***G U I L T Y. As. Charged.***
    I overuse the word Awesome, Amazing, Gorgeous, Beautiful, & Stunning…
    and quite seriously, don’t give a flying Sh*t what others think about my obsessions.
    I appreciated this post!!!!! x
    I also LOVE !!!!!!!!!!! exclamation marks.

  7. Can we talk about the misuse of ‘literally’? Grrrr!

  8. No offence but its a full stop not a period,just saying ?