1. Today is the day I begin my journey to getting fit again. 2. I have never been more motivated in my life. 3. Man, I need a shower.…
I can remember the exact moment I decided to become anorexic. Yes—it was a decision; there was no gradual, mindless descent into an uncharted abyss. I stood before…
I don’t understand boobs.They start out innocently enough, with their perky, come-hither perch and slight, unobtrusive nipples (<<< Really? “nipples”? Could we have called them something slightly less…
Last weekend, when I was with my family at Disney World (we live nearby), the stroller’s “one-handed fold” mechanism (ONE-HANDED MY ASS) jammed as I was trying to…
I didn’t even think I had any New Year’s Resolutions. I was like, “I am totally happy with myself. I don’t want to change a thing!” But after…
It was a weekend afternoon before the start of a new school year when my mom called me to the telephone. “It’s your coach,” my mom said, handing…
